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I Was Working As A Cook On A fishing Trawler Got Fucked Stupid By The Crew

{I have always been a bit stupid, my mother would regularly tell me, "don't be stupid". But I never thought about this so much as when I was working on a fishing trawler and got fucked stupid by the crew!~My mother always said that I was never blessed with enough intelligence and her comments came back to haunt me after I got fucked stupid by the crew, when I was working as a cook in a fishing trawler.~When I worked as a cook on a fishing trawler I got fucked stupid by the crew, and I learned a very important lesson, as did they - never fuck with the cook. I have always been a bit naive, my mother called it "stupid", but I am not so sure.}

{What a story, there I was, fresh out of cookery school and struggling to get a job. I thought why not use my cooking skills to see the world? Being a bit buch I thought it would be fun to work in the merchant marine, a private yacht or if desperate, a fishing trawler.~Looking for work, fresh out of cookery school I was struggling, so thinking about it, I reasoned that I might find work on one of the many fishing trawlers which came and went from out harbor. Use my skill to get some experience so to speak, why I never though of a cruise liner, I don't know.~I was fresh out of cooking school and looking for work. For some inane reason I wanted to be a ships cook and thought the easiest place to start would be a fishing trawler. The idea was to build up a reputation and a CV and as fishing trawlers don't have guests or a huge staff, I rationalized it would be best.}

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{After responding to ads, eventually in desperation I started trawling the harbor, asking around if anyone was looking for a cook. Popping into a pub, I found what I was seeking, the crew of a trawler.~I thought that if I went into one of the many harbor pubs, I might be able to find a trawler who was looking for a cook, so I went out trawling too. It didn't take long for me to find a crew.~Thinking I would find work if I went to the harbor, I located a pub that didn't look too dodgy and walked right in. A group of about eight sailors look as though they were from the same crew, so I approached them.}

{They were a bit rough, but not as bad as I had expected and engaging them in conversation was easy, I am a good looking girl. I managed to get the name of the boat and the name of the captain.~It was easy to see they were from the same boat and getting information out of them was easy too. They said the Captain might be looking and willingly gave me his name and the name of the trawler.~After a bit of a chat, I managed to determine they didn't have a cook to sail out with, he had come down with a particularly virulent does of the clap after a stopover in Hobart. They gave me the Captains, name and the name of the boat.}

{Eventually I got to see the Captain and he was happy enough to hire me, we were shipping out at 6am sharp and he told me to be on board, they would be out at sea for 6 weeks.~I met with him and he gave me the job, simple as that, but I didn't have much time to prepare and was expected to be on-board ready to leave dock by 6am. We were going out for six weeks.~It didn't take me long to convince the Captain that I was exactly what he was after, and after settling on pay and other important matters, I was told to report for duty at 5am, we were sailing out at 6, for 6 weeks at sea.}

{Reporting to duty and taken to the galley the next morning, I was expected to get breakfast ready for a crew of 12, and all went well. That evening was another story, 6 of the crew came and cornered me in the Galley.~I reported for duty, got breakfast for the crew ready and was beginning to find my sea legs too, now that we had left the harbor. Everything was going cool until that evening when a half dozen of the more-rough looking crew came to my galley and cornered me.~Good kid that I am I managed to get there on time and the first day went well, I was finding my sea legs after leaving the shelter of the harbor and they seemed happy enough with the meals I prepared. Everything was going well, or so I thought!}

{They said I was to be initiated. Thinking they were going to keelhaul me or something equally stupid, I tried to charm them, only to find they had planned to fuck me stupid as part of their stupid initiation.~The plan was to apparently initiate me, but how, I was to find out to my dismay, was by them all gang banging me and not leaving me till I had been fucked stupid. OMG, what a stupid idiot I was, my mother was right!~As I tidied away after dinner, a few of the crew came into the galley, laugh and joking with me and talking about "initiation". What was this I asked and was told they were going to fuck me stupid. "What if I was a man?" They said it would make no difference. Oh…oh!}

{Making a grab for me they got me pinned down and screaming at them to let go, just made one of them shut the galley door. They just pinned me down and one after the other, they took out their smelly cocks and fucked me. Till one bright spark had the bright idea that he wanted to stick his cock in my mouth.~They grabbed me and I started to struggle and scream, but one of them just closed the door of my galley. They stripped me, as I stood and turned me around to start fucking me from the back.~Then they grabbed me and I screamed and struggled to no avail, the galley door was closed. They quickly stripped me and turned me over the food preparation table to fuck me from the back.}

{I bit down hard, and that was it, the party broke up. This time he was screaming, and the rest of them jumped away from me as though electrocuted. This seemed to have the desired affect, and they had to call the medic for the sailor.~One idiot decided he wanted to stick his cock in my mouth while another was fucking me from the back, I thought "now whose the idiot?" Thank goodness I could still think, because as he stuck his meat injection in my mouth I bit down as hard as I could.~Then one bright spark decided to fuck me in the mouth while sailor number two did me from the back. Not a good idea, by now I was getting pissed off and scared, so when he put his cock in my mouth, I clamped down as hard as I could.}

{It seems I nearly severed his manhood, and he got a nasty infection too. They left me alone after that, it might have had something to do with the bite, but a few of them got sick too - they had to eat my cooking remember - I think I made my point!~His screams broke up the party as if they had all been electrocuted and this time they were heard. The first mate came down and guessing what had happened, had to talk me out of releasing my jaw which were locked tight. He got a bad infection, and the others soon learned their lesson too, the strange incidences of only them coming down with chronic diarrhea gave them food for thought.~This time the screams were heard by other crew members and they weren't mine! I refused to let go in fear of retaliation, and only at the Captain reassurance would I let go. He was pretty badly mangled, and the medic had to stitch him up. The rest of them I got back by making sure they suffered from regular bouts of diarrhea during our v! oyage, and I think they learned, never to fuck with the cook!}

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I Was At A Business Lunch When The Bosses Secretary Saw My Bulge

{I had only been working for the new accounting firm for a couple of weeks when the boss wanted me to go out on a business lunch with a group of prospective new clients. I had now idea his secretary was going to be there, but the couple of times I had seen her in his office, see was giving me the eye.~When I joined the new accounting firm, this was my dream job, marketing with a view to new business development. It would get me off the adding machine and out into the field. The bosses secretary was a bold bitch and was giving my bulge the eye the few times I had the pleasure of meeting her, she called me, telling me the boss wanted me at a business lunch.~Starting at a new accounting firm in my dream job was intimidating enough, but when I saw the bosses secretary eyeing my huge package, I began to get nervous. What I wanted was to do my job - promoting a boring accounting firm, and I didn't need distractions. She called me over and gave me the details of a lunch! the boss wanted me to attend.}

{She was pretty cool and it was good for my ego to receive admiring looks, but no way was I going to mix work with pleasure, I had been burned before. But I knew she has seen my big bulge and was interested to find out more about it.~I knew she was trouble, but couldn't helped being flattered by her good looks and attention. I made a vow, there and then, not to get involved. Business and pleasure does not mix and shitting on your bosses doorstep makes no sense at all.~I could see from that moment she was trouble, and I wouldn't have been a bit surprised to find out she was fucking the boss. While it was flattering that my cock was receiving attention from this bold, blond beauty, it made no sense to get involved with her.}

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{I arrived at the lunch only to find that our guests hadn't arrived and it was just the boss and his blond, bosomy secretary. She gave me the look again, and I thought to myself, "this hell-cat is not going to be easy to say no to"!~The lunch guests had not arrived when I arrived, and my boss was there with his secretary. I though to myself, this looks like trouble! She was giving me that same look as before and I knew I would have to say no.~When I arrive at the restaurant, I was surprised to see his secretary with him and no guests, and couldn't help thinking trouble was afoot. She was giving me "that" look again and I thought "oh..oh..here comes trouble"}

{Calmly we greeted each other and I took a seat opposite them, she calmly smiled and stuck her foot into my crotch under the table. Gently kneading and massaging my balls. It didn't take long for Sgt. Pepper to stand to attention and I kept fidgeting to try and stay out of her reach.~I took the seat opposite and she smiled her greeting. I started discussing the new clients with the boss and she reached under the table with her foot and started rubbing it up and down my crotch, I nearly jumped out of my seat and soon had a hard-on.~I sat myself down opposite her and she flashed a greeting smile across the table. The boss immediately delved into what he wanted with these new clients. But I was already distracted as she had her leg stretched out under the table and her foot in my crotch.}

{Just when I realized I was going to have to push my chair back, right out of her reach, our prospective clients started arriving. The boss was already giving me strange looks for fidgeting.~Trying not to fidget, I was getting some strange looks from my boss, and just as I was about to move seats, the guest arrived. I was stuck, there was no way I could move now!~It was impossible not to fidget, and I quickly got a hard-on. Every time I tried to wriggle away from her probing foot, she grinned and he looked at me very strangely. My conversation was stilted, to say the least.}

{Fortunately this was a good restaurant and the waiter had placed a linen napkin across my lap when I arrive, because I had to hang onto this to stand up and shake hands with our guests.~Thank heavens this was one of those restaurants where waiter lays the napkin across your lap on arrival. Because I had to hold onto this as camouflage when I stood up to greet our guests!~Just as I had decided to pull may chair away from the table completely our gusts arrived, I had to leave the napkin in my lap, while I stood up to shake hands. I could only thank God that this was a classy restaurant which used large linen napkins.}

{She was smiling uncontrollably, the guest just though they were the object of her bold smile in greeting. Meanwhile I had to look as relaxed as possible while standing, shaking hands and still holding the napkin in my lap as calmly as possible.~Seeing me juggling the napkin and trying vainly to disguise my problem, and shake hands at the same time, made for a strange scenario and she was smiling widely, you could see she was laughing at my tension and discomfort.~Trying to camouflage my hard-on with the napkin and remain calm to greet our guests was no easy feat. She obviously thought it was very funny, because I could see her grinning like a Cheshire cat and there was no other reason for this.}

{As the lunch progressed, she kept stretching her foot under the table and touching me, it was one of the most uncomfortable lunches I had ever had. But she also made me mad, so I resolved there and then that was the closest this bitch was ever going to get to my bulge and I would never let her have it.~As the lunch went on, so she kept trying to sneak her foot into my lap and I had to keep pushing it down, while pretending nothing was going on. This was a horrible distraction from the business being discussed and eventually I was really pissed off, while she still found it funny~Although the business was good and the lunch went off relatively well, I was extremely uncomfortable with the thought of her foot reaching up into my lap, which she continued to do, every time I thought she had decided to let me off the hook. Ultimately I just got really angry, while she thought she was cute.}

{I got her back at the next conference when she though she had be cornered on the dance floor and wanted me to share her bed that night. I made sure she was hot and heavy and thought she was going to finally get her hands on it, then I leaned over and whispered in her ear" I wouldn't fuck you, if you were the last woman left on earth; not even with someone else's cock!" it was a very satisfying moment for me. I never mix business with pleasure!~I made up my mind then and there that this woman would never get near my bulge again. We went a way on a company team building weekend and she made it plain she wanted me. So I played with her too and when she was really wound up and asked me back to her room, I looked her in the eye, and said. "I wouldn't fuck you - not even with someone else's cock", and smiled too, her response was very satisfactory, and I didn't mix business with pleasure.~This woman was a bitch I decided, and there was no way she was ever going to get! near my bulge again, let alone see it. At the team building weekend I really played her. She was coming on to me, so I got her worked up, she asked me to her room, so I went. When she invited me in, I pinned her up against the wall, stuck my hand up her dress and into her wet crotch and smiling while I whispered gently into her ear. "If you were the last woman left living on this planet, I wouldn't fuck you". I don't mix business with pleasure!}

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The Best Way To Get Porn Delivered Is Via RSS

{The reason why the best way to get porn delivered is by RSS feeds, is because this is the most efficient way to receive updates, and check out the latest news at all your favorite websites. This mean you don't have to visit each individual site every time you want to see if something new is happening.~Why getting your porn delivered by RSS is the best is because it is the most efficient method. It means not having it visit site after site to pick up all the latest news and if you have tried to do this, as pleasant as it may be, if you are making a living from it, it can be very time consuming.~As far as the most simple and efficient way of getting porn delivered from you favorite sites, RSS is definitely the best. Using this tool means you will have the latest updates and changes at your fingertips the moment they happen. If your livelihood depends on this visiting sites every day is incredibly time consuming.}

{The thing is that there are various different RSS reader and it is important to compare these and determine what is the best for your subscription needs. They are divided into two different categories, the "Desktop" and the "Web Based".~Updates and all the latest news are delivered from your favorite sites by RSS feed you simply subscribe to these, and there are two basic methods of receiving them. These are direct to your desktop by means of a desktop reader or to the internet in a web-base option.~To have this information delivered to your RSS reader, all you have to do is have an efficient reader and subscribe to the feed at the site. There are two kinds of RSS reader, web-base and desktop. Each has their own usefulness and each user has their own likes and dislikes.}

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{The Web-Based RSS applications are the most commonly used, they are known as web -based aggregators and one of the most popular, is the always popular Google. The beauty of using this is that because it is web based it can be accessed from remote areas with a connection to the internet.~The most commonly used RSS applications for porn are definitely web-based. These allow the user to access the latest news, no matter where they are, as long as they have an internet connection. Let's face it in the new world we live in, we don't always work from one location. The Google RSS reader is one of the more popular web-based applications.~Web based RSS applications are most commonly used to receive updates from porn sites. This allows the subscriber to collect the information they require from anywhere provided they have access to the internet. Working from one location does not necessarily have to be the way to get things done today, and the Google reader is a popular a pplication..}

{Desktop readers are applications which collect RSS news feed to your PC pr local computer. This means these feeds are installed and can be accessed even if the user is offline and if you weren't aware the 2007 version of Microsoft Outlook, comes with a desktop RSS reader. This means that subscribed feeds aggregate right inside Microsoft Outlook.~Feeds which aggregate to your desktop will store in your PC so that they can also be picked up when you are offline, and this is how the desk-top reader works. In case you didn't know Outlook 2007actually has one of these desktop RSS reader applications as part of its standard features. So in essence, you subscribe to feeds, they are send while you are connected to the internet and you can read them at leisure, without being connected.~Desktop RSS feed aggregate to your PC and store in your desktop as the name suggests. This mane you are able to collate this information when you are offline, and some users find this more convenient. Microsoft Outlook 2007 provides a desktop RSS reader as one of its standard features.}

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{If you are only accessing your RSS feds from a single computer the desktop version is definitely better as it is faster as well as easier to use. But if you use a home computer and a remote computer, the same principle doesn't apply and these applications can be painful, as feeds won't sync between more than one computer or computer users.~When you are only using a single computer and don't find yourself running around trying to access information from all kinds of remote locations, the desktop RSS reader is faster and simpler to use. But it is important to note that if you do happen to find yourself elsewhere and you want to access this info, the feeds wont sync to web based, or other computers.~If your situation dictates that you spend most of your time behind your PC a desktop reader is probably the best. It is more convenient as it is faster and therefore more efficient. However this won't sync to an internet feed unless you integrate it with other applicati ons and this can be inconvenient for picking up feeds if you are away from your station.}

{There is a way to get the best of both Desktop and Web-based RSS feeds, and this is with FeedDeamon or a similar product, which allows multiple computer use and synchronized feeds. This product is actually one of the most popular RSS desktop readers.~Some applications do offer the best of both worlds, applications such as FeedDeamon and others. These allow for syncing and or multiple PC/laptop use, and they are popularly used.~FeedDeamon is just such an application, but there are others available. These offer you the best of both world and allow syncs to a web based feeds. So makes it convenient for users of multiple computers, FeedDeamon is one of the more popular brands.}

{There are also ways in which Outlook can be integrated with other RSS capabilities, but this is actually getting pretty technical now, and as the purpose of this exercise is to determine what is the best way to get porn delivered via RSS, I suppose we should get back to the point at hand.~Outlook can also to some extent be synchronized with other RSS reader/feeder products to produce various capabilities, but this is all getting extremely technical no and really we are only trying to prove that it is much easer to get porn delivered by RSS.~RSS Feeder and reader products can also to a degree be synced with Outlook 2007 to create certain capabilities, but I am tripping over my tongue her with feeders and reader and the technicality of it all and all we want to know is about getting porn delivered.}

{The best solution is obviously going to be the solution which fits either your lifestyle or working style the best. A desktop reader with synchronizing capabilities still seems like the best option, but either or, it is still better to get your porn delivered by RSS Reader, as it saves time.~Whichever way you choose to get it delivered and what type of RSS Reader you use is entirely up to you and the way you run your life or business. Practically speaking getting the best of both worlds seems easiest for receiving this information too.~However you decide to get your porn delivered, whether this is web based or desktop will be what ever is most convenient for you personally. The basis of the argument is that RSS does make for the most efficient delivery method.}

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{Well Sally day had finally arrived. Today was the day when she would finally be able to purchase her dream motorcar. After years of saving and catching public transport and relying on other people for lifts she would now have her own set of wheels. She had spotted the perfect car last weekend and knew that she had to have it. There were other vehicles to her satisfaction and even though this one was slightly out of her price range she decided that she would do anything to get that car today.~Sally had worked hard and scrimped and saved to be able to buy herself her first car. Now the long awaited day had arrived, it was time to make her greatest purchase.~Yippee. Today was finally the day that Sally had been longing for. After years of scrimping and saving she had finally got enough money to purchase her very own car. No more public transport for Sally!!! As she had been researching and investigating into purchasing her motor vehicle Sally knew pretty much what she could afford and what would suit her. She had her eye on one that was bright pink and would suit her but the only problem was it was a few grand out of her budget.}

{Getting dressed in a white clingy Singlet top with a short denim skirt she applied her lip-gloss and mascara and assessed herself in the mirror pleased with what she saw. She looked hot and she knew it. Sally purposely had no underwear on and her nipples showed through her top and she felt as sexy as ever. Strolling into the car yard Sally walked with a purpose and attracted the attention of every salesman in the place. As they rushed over to offer assistance she chose the younger more inexperienced salesman who was dribbling just looking at her.~Sally had visited many car yards and was still unable to find the "perfect" car. That was until she arrived at this one and there in front of her was just what she had been searching for. It was small, compact and exactly what she was looking for, and to top it all off it was bright pink!~Deciding to use her looks to her advantage Sally dressed in a low cut top and flaunted her sexy legs in a denim mini skirt with casual heels. Entering the caryard it took no time at all for her to gain the attention of any of the salesman and chose to go with the older gent who hurried over to her first. Asking to take it for a test drive he went to get the keys and eagerly jumped in the passenger side. Sally managed to get her short skirt to ride! all the way up when she lifted her leg to engage the clutch.}

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{Pointing out her dream car she asked a few questions about it and enquired with lustful lashes about getting a discount. Stuttering and hesitating the salesman who was already enchanted by Sally said he didn’t think so but would try. Seeing his vulnerability and acknowledging the power she had over him sexually already she asked if they could take it for a test drive. As he opened the driver door for her Sally hopped into the car and made sure she spread her legs wide enough for the salesman to cop an eyeful of her naked pussy all shaved and inviting.~Unfortunately the car was a couple of grand more than she had saved. She wanted this car badly and searched around for a salesman. She finally gained the attention of an older gent and he hurried over to her.~As the salesmen was getting full view of her breasts Sally knew she would do anything to buy this car as she absolutely loved it. Asking what the best price she could get the salesman named his price but it was still out of her pricerange. After bantering back and forth Sally asked if there was anything else she could do to lower the price.}

{Eagerly the salesman jumped into the passenger seat and the headed out of the lot. Whilst checking the car out Sally could tell the salesman was checking out her perky nipples protruding though her top and looking down fantasizing about what he had just seen under her micro mini skirt.~Sally asked if she could take the car for a test drive and the salesman went to get the keys. Sally wanted this car so bad that she knew she would do anything to get it. As the salesman got into the passenger side and she started her dream car up, Sally managed to get her short skirt to ride all the way up when she lifted her leg up to engage the clutch.~When he didn’t’ answer her Sally pulled over on the side of the road and as she pretended to fix her lip gloss in the rear view mirror spread her legs wide so that he would have full view of her neatly trimmed pussy. As he mumbled something about being married he couldn’t tear his eyes away from Sally’s pussy and as she s! lid her hand up her thighs and onto her clit he was breathing heavier. As she rubbed and moaned she could see his cock growing harder in his pants by the second.}

{Pulling over to a secluded section of the side of the road Sally pretended to give the car a thorough check under the bonnet ensuring the salesman got a full view of her cleavage. Bending right over with no idea what she was assessing under the bonnet she could feel the salesman eyes burning holes into her perky ass as her skirt came up with the motion.~Sally knew the salesman was getting an eyeful of her neatly trimmed bush. "What is the best price you can do on it she asked" The salesman named his price but it was still above what she had. After bantering back and forth with him for a while, Sally slid her hand down between her legs and asked him if there was anything she could do to lower the price even more. When the salesman didn't answer her, Sally pulled over to the side of the road and turned towards him, opening her legs and giving him a full view of her pussy. Sally smiled as he blushed and tried to look away, she knew he couldn't.~Leaning over and un! zipping his pants she stroked his rock hard shaft and circled her tongue on his tip. Teasing and tickling she blew lightly on his cock and covered it in light kisses.}

{The salesman couldn’t believe his luck when he watch sallies hand slide up between her thighs and started finger fucking her and playing with her clit. Growing intensely hard he looked around nervously to ensure no one was in sight. As she started moaning she reached around with her other hand stroked his shaft. Turning around and glancing up at him she asked “are you sure there are no discounts “ the salesmen said he surely could figure something out.~The salesman started to mumble something about being married but Sally had already leaned over and was rubbing at his already hard cock through his trousers. The salesman gave a little moan as Sally's hands started to undo his trousers button and then slowly drew down his zip, making sure that her other fingers trailed down his stiff cock. Pulling his hot hard cock free of his pants, Sally ran her thumb over the pre-cum dribbling from its tip. Slowly she raised her thumb to her mouth and sucked his juices! off. Running her tongue around her lips she told him again just how much she wanted this car.~Keeping eye contact and pumping him with her hand she started finger fucking her wet hot pussy and whispered in his ear if she would get a discount on the price of her new car. Moaning in anticipation the salesmen nodded in agreement clutching her slender waist.}

{Sally was still finger fucking herself and was moaning “fuck me, fuck me here, fuck me up the ass hard and fast”. In no time the salesman pants were down around his ankles and as Sally arched yer back and tilted tight ass into the air the salesman gripped her hips and slowly at first slid his cock into her tight as tight ass. Once he entered her ass Sally fervently finger fucked herself and played with his balls at the same time. Enjoying the sensation and hoping it would never end the salesman bent his knees slightly and pumped her hard and fast going deeper and deeper. Sally’s vigorous rubbing on her clit already had her in moans of ecstasy and with his powerful cock in her ass she knew she was coming. The sounds of her coming heightened the salesman sensation and as he thrust with all his might and with her moaning and the car rocking with their intense motion he released himself and came into her in such a violent rush he was left shaking.~Sally le! ant over the salesman, rubbing her pert little titties against his chest, and found the lever to lower his seat back. Now she the perfect position and she licked the palm of her hand and wrapped it around his throbbing cock, slowly she ran her hand all the way down the shaft then all the way back up to the head. Looking into the salesman's eyes she asked if she could get the car for a couple of grand cheaper than what it was. The salesman didn't say a word, just nodded vigorously. Sally smiled at him and keeping eye contact, lowered her hot wet mouth onto the knob of his cock.~Sally slid up and straddled the salesmen pushing her breasts into his face. As she lowered her wet pussy onto his hard cock the salesman could contain himself no longer and grabbing her slender hips hard locked her into position. Sally gyrated and pumped and down with his rhythm reaching behind her and stroking his balls at the same time.}

{As sally composed herself and the salesman hurriedly dressed they made their way back to the car yard. Drawing up the paperwork and giving the sally the discount she was happy with Sally drove out in her brand new car quite pleased with herself and her new purchase. Back at the caryard the salesman didn’t mind missing out on his own commission in order for the discount as he had just had the best fuck of his life~The salesman gasped as her hot wet tongue flicked on his knob and her mouth slid down along his shaft. Keeping her lips over her teeth so she wouldn't scrape his cock, she took him all the way down her throat and sucked hard as she sucked all the way back up. Sally started to finger her hot wet pussy as she sucked on his cock. The wet noises she was making with both her mouth and her pussy was driving the salesman wild. He was totally focused on her fingers diving in and out of her pussy. Sally felt him tangle his hands in her hair as she started to ! suck and lick his cock all up and down. Sally gagged and he pushed her head all the way down, forcing his cock deep into her throat. Then he exploded, spewing his hot salty cum deep down her throat. Sally swallowed his cum and pulled her skirt back down as she sat back in her seat and started her new car. They returned to the car yard where Sally signed the papers, got her keys and drove off in her brand new perfect car.~In no time at all his balls tightened and as he moaned in ecstasy sally slipped of his cock, lowering her head and catching his hot salty come in her mouth. She sucked every little be of come out of his dick and looked up licking her lips seductively. Back at the caryard not only did Sally get her discount on her car but also a free set of seat covers from the happy salesman. Driving away Sally couldn't help but feel pleased with herself and her new purchase.}

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I Picked Up My Best Fuck Ever At A Hotel Bar

{I have picked up fucks all over the place, but I picked up my best fuck ever in a hotel bar. It was just after my divorce came through and I was footloose and fancy free, so I soon became a regular at a local watering hole, Jacks Bar, and gosh this story makes me cringe when I think about it.~I have never been shy to pick up a fuck and take advantage of it - a fuck is a fuck, but I picked my best fuck ever up in a hotel bar, and it is quite a story. Soon after my divorce, I decided to get out and about again and made friend in a local hotel bar. Someone said never shit on your own doorstep and they were right~You know what they say, a fuck is a fuck And I have never been a shrinking violet, or one not to take advantage of a fuck if it is going, I like sex, so what. I picked up my best fuck ever in a hotel bar, but this actually turned out to be a big mistake for me and I actually ended up feeling really bad about it in the end.}

{I was dancing with this guy and things were getting hot and heavy, he just about had my top off on the dance floor and I needed to go to the ladies. He followed me in there and before I knew is my top was off and I was down on my knees giving him a blow job.~One night I was dancing with this guy, a lot younger than me and good looking, he was a regular in Jacks Bar too. We were getting a bit out of control and went to the ladies, where one thing led to another and I was soon down on my knees giving him a BJ.~I had become a regular in a hotel bar after my divorce and one night I was there, dancing with a young guy who was really cute. Things were already getting hot on the dance floor, and the next thing I knew we were in the foyer of the ladies loo and I was on my knees with his cock stuck halfway down my throat}

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{We didn't even go into a stall to do it, just right there in the ladies loo, he got me up off my knees turned me around and stuck his big cock in me from behind. I was so turned on at the though of being caught, that I came in seconds.~He soon pulled my shirt up over my head and we didn't even bother going into a stall, just right there in the middle of the foyer of the loo he stood me up, pulled my pants down and started fucking me from the back. I came in moments, I was so turned on.~Pulling my shirt over my head, he reach down and stood me up with my back to him, down came my pants around my knees and up went my skirt and he was fucking me from the back. I was so excited, I came nearly the instant he entered me.}

{He went at it, pounding away at me, my pants round my ankles and driving his massive hardon into my cunt, for a maximum of two or three minutes before he came too. Afterwards, leaving the bathroom and continuing dancing where we had left off, it was the best fuck I'd had in years.~After banging me stupid with his big fat cock in a matter of minutes we were both finished, how we didn't get caught at it I don't know, but it was just one of those things, and we returned to the dance floor like nothing had happened.~God, did he ever fuck me hard, I couldn't believe the size and power of that boy, this was altogether the best fuck I had ever had. It is hard to imagine that no-one cam into the loo while we were fucking there, but I guess we were just lucky.}

{This was before I became a freelance writer and I had a pretty important job at a health management company. We needed a temp for the reception and I called the agency for them to hook us up with one.~At that time I had a responsible job for a private hospital company (in the days before I became a freelance writer). Our receptionist was off sick and I needed a temp to fill this front-line post for a few days, so I called the agency and got someone in.~This was long before I became a freelance writer and I held a responsible position at a health management company. We had a problem with a sick receptionists, so I called for a temp at our regular agency.}

{Anyway, the girl came around and she seemed fine, and as the head office was relatively small, we got chatting in some quiet moments. She has been temping for a couple of days, when she asked me if I frequented Jacks Bar, so I said, yes, I had been there once or twice. So she tells me, "I am sure my fiancé knows you".~The girl arrived and was fine for the job, and as she was there for a while we got talking. It seemed as if she knew me, but I couldn't put my finger on it, then one day she asked if I went to Jacks Bar, so I sort of said yes and though nothing of it. Then came the bolt from the blue, she said she was sure her fiancé knew me.~In this girl came and she worked out fin, but one day we were chatting, I could not figure out why I had this feeling I knew her. One day while chatting she said that she thinks her fiancé knows me, and did I ever go to Jacks Bar.}

{Not thinking about it very much I sort of went oh, what's his name and she told me, but it didn't mean very much to me at the time. Anyway about two days after that, I am walking through to the reception near quitting time, and her she is with her fiancé, so she says, "hey, Stephanie, this is my fiancé, the guy I was telling you about".~She told me his name and I thought "oh shit" I was sure is was the loo fuck guy, but couldn't be certain as I am not very good at remembering names. I forgot about it and walking into reception one quitting time, saw a guy waiting for her. He had is back to me, so she introduces us and he turns around, and it was him.~Not thinking about it that much I said yes, so she told me his name, but it didn't mean that much to me, I was not great at catching and hanging onto names. But I got a feeling that it might have been the toilet fuck guy. Then a day or so later I walked into reception and this guy was waiting for her and it was hi m.}

{He had his back to me, but it looked awfully familiar, and he turned around, imaging the look on my face when I realized that just the week before this temps fiancé had his cock in my mouth in the ladies loo.~The look on my face must have been an absolute picture as my heart jumped into my throat and I tried to keep my cool. This young girls fiancé had, had his cock halfway down my throat and right inside my cunt, just two weeks before.~I nearly dropped dead on the spot and trying to keep a calm persona was almost impossible. I felt bad that her guy had cheated on her and all I could picture was him with is tongue down my throat and worse.}

{I nearly fainted, when I saw him, I can still feel that feeling of shock and horror, the kind you get when you are quite literally caught with your pants down. I didn't even know the guy's name, God what a tart I was~That feeling of crap coming back to haunt you when you have shit on a doorstep so close to home, made me feel physically sick. "What a tart I am" I thought, I didn't even catch his name~My hotel bar fuck had come back to haunt me in the worse possible way, but when I told my boss the story he thought it was hysterical. I couldn't believe I had been such a stupid tart, and I never caught his name}

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How To Make Your Sex Life Pump

{As I write this today I think back to before I discovered the secret to spicing up your love life which happened the first time I walked into an Adult Store. In the past these store were always a bit seedy and the truth is the one I walked into was not much better.~Writing this article I think back to the old days, the time before I walked into my first Adult Store the day my eyes spread wide open. In the past we all know what the old Adult Shops Looked like dim and dusty, well this one wasn’t much better.~Addressing this question makes me think back to the old days the day before the internet, yes there was life before the net. This was the time I walked into a dumpy old sex shop you know how they were before they become more mainstream and become more popular.}

{This store vsist was when adults shops were seedy places designed for men, now you have the internet to save you the same embarrassment that I experience. The reason for going to that shop was to find the secret that little something that will change your love making for the better.~This was years ago now they have changed and you also have online options to get your bedroom tool kit operating. But I digress before I visited the store my love life was a little HO HUM and I was always thinking if there was more.~My visit to the Adult Store was years ago before things changed for the better, they are cleaner and online, yay for the net. The reason I went into the shop was to add something extra to my loving, to add a spark.}

{Well after visiting that Shop years ago I discovered sex toys, but initially the old pearl vibe which was top of the range then had a lot to be left for the desires although it did the job. Basically supplied vibrations that have never been experience before.~When I visited this shop I discovered the Vibe an amazing little thing that has not left my hands since. The first one that I tried was the Pear Vibe an original Japanese invention that quiet frankly blew my mind. It had vibration that had never been experienced before it was the latest design available for sex toys back then.~This shop had a small range of sex toys that compared to what is about now was in hindsight disappointing but at the time was like setting a diabetic loose in a lolly shop. The vibrator I got that day was the pearl vibe the latest and greatest, something that all my friends talking about.}

{Are Vibrators The Answer~Vibrators Are They Really The Answer~Can Vibrators Be The Answer}

{This question is now completely defunct after my years of experience with vibrators, it can only be answered with a massive YES. Once you have grabbed the latest toy and got used to using it when the batteries run out, there is no answer but to go to the servo and grab some more, otherwise your just wasting your time (well not enjoying it as much).~There is only one answer to this question and that is a resounding Yes, they may be optional to the deed but by god once you’ve tried one there is no going back. Not only do they enhance but the also increase the pleasure associated with love making.~Well the answer to this question is a definite Yes, they may be optional but by god they help they add an extra dimension to love making that can only be experienced by grabbing one of the latest release.}

{The old pearl vibe in this article has nothing on some of the monsters that are out now, vibes like the I Vibe with so many different speed and vibrations it is practically impossible to describe it hear other than to say ooooooooooooooooo.~Compared to some of the latest gadgets that Adult shops sell now the pearl vibe really doesn’t rate, for instance the I Vibe is a practical Rolls Royse compared to that vintage of vibe. The I vibe has so many different options that a description with mere words will not do it justice.~Now days the Pearl Vibe has nothing on some of the latest releases many of which are really amazing in their shakes and turns, mind boggling if you will. For instance the I Vibe rabbit is an amazing piece of machinery that without the high tech electronics of the 21st century would not be possible.}

{What Is The Latest And Best~What’s Todays Most Popular~What Are People Buying Now}

{The answer to this is a hard one the selection is just mind boggling but if you look at awards, the I Vibe did well but the We Vibe is without doubt the Adult Toy of 2009-2010 it has the reviews and award to prove its success. Yes there are sex toy awards.~Your Probably thinking good question, how do you know the best, you can buy every one available, which is nowadays an impossible task you need another strategy . The one that we recommend and works for nearly all products is to follow the awards and the We Vibe Triumphs as the vibe of 2009-2010.~I know that you are thinking, so what is the latest and best well this can only be proven by the number of awards received and the I Vibe did well but in reality the We Vibe is without doubt the be toy of 2009-2010.}

{The thing that makes the We Vibe stand out is the way that it stimulates, attacking the clitoris and g-spot at the same time with amazing vigour. The beauty of this product is it perfect for couples and it must be said there is nothing better than trying something new with your lover.~What makes the We Vibe better than its competition is the amazing design that has gone into it, it has been specifically built to stimulate the g-spot and the clitoris at the same time while be used by a couple, I know sounds impossible, but this little beauty does the job.~This Vibe stimulates both the Clitoris and the G-Spot while being so small that you can use it with a partner. And there is nothing better than experimenting with sex toys together.}

{You will find many professionals recommend vibrators and when the we vibe came out were probably blown away by the exciting design. A vibrator is one of the best ways to add excitement to your love life, it certainly beats visiting a public place or does it.~In fact you will find that many psychologist and sexologist recommend them to help liven up the bedroom and bring back excitement in the love making, it beats going to a public place and giving perfect strangers the shock of their life, or is this the next article.~There are articles galore on the internet that recommend vibrators to spice things up but now there’s the we vibe a monster amongst its competition and one of the latest and greatest ways to enjoy your love life more.}

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The First Time I Bought A Vibrator At An Adult Party Plan Party

{The first time I bought a vibrator at an Adult Party Plan party, was many years ago. I actually can't remember how long, but a good couple of years. I can remember being quite surprised when I was invited, because this kind of thing was quite unusual and I had no idea that people sold these kinds of goods by party plan.~It was many years ago that I first bought a vibrator at and adult party plan party. So long I can hardly remember. But it made an impression on me; a lasting impression, because at the time I did not realize that theses types of goods were sold this way. I thought you had to frequent sex shops to buy them.~Adult Party Plan parties are great fun and I attended the first of many quite a few years back. This was the first time I bought a vibrator and I have some good memories of this. I was however quite surprised to find that these parties were so popular and so well attended.}

{At the party I could understand why it was a bit undercover, not because it was illegal, but because these are intimate items and although I would think nothing of walking into a sex shop and buying what I wanted, the majority of women wouldn't.~Who knew that sex toy were sold by party plan? But it was all very discrete, tasteful and quite legal. I realized then what a fantastic idea this was, not every girl just takes a deep breath and walks into a sex shop, although this has never been a problem for me, but like all sex toys are not created equal, neither are all people.~There is nothing illegal about selling these good,s although check the statutes pertaining to your states in the US. One poor unlucky Christian girl was vilified over selling sex toys in her home town. Some people are so small minded and mean}

{Adult party plan is a mainstream industry, enjoys as much popularity as Tupperware and is actually providing a much needed outlet to shy people.~Today many ladies are making money selling with Adult party plan ; there is a very large demand for these goods as well as an even greater need.~Adult party plan  is a lot more fun than selling Tupperware, and it will bring in some much needed extra income.}

{As a rule, most sex shops look seedy and are often even situated in seedy looking areas, and this has actually got them a bad rap. Many of the people who staff these shops, don't look as though they would be able to give you much advice.~It is not easy for most people to just walk into a sex shop and ask advice, the staff in the past were never really trained to be that helpful (things have changed). But sex shops often look seedy and are often situated in the seedier parts of town.~Most people cannot walk into a sex shop off the street, in particular women. These shops often look as bit seedy and are found in a not too kosher part of town. The staff are not well trained and asking advice on sex from a tattooed, bald, fat man with his nose stuck in a porn magazine is no mean feat.}

{Adult party plan is completely different, these are most often sold by ladies for ladies, and if need by, by men for men, making the whole situation more comfortable. Couples parties are often also popular but more often than not, this is just the ladies.~Adult party plan has a totally different approach, ladies sell to ladies or couples and this make things a little easier, as well as more fun. The buying situation is far more comfortable and there is no pressure on to buy.~Adult party plan couldn't be any more different to this kind of scenario. These goods are sold to ladies, by ladies and they have been specially trained. This make the exercise so much more fun and comfortable, and the ladies attending are always willing to exchange information.}

{The sales personnel are trained to present the goods in a way which makes us feel comfortable and entertaining, and this somehow managed to take all the seediness out of sex toys.~They have a definitive approach which is specifically designed to allow us to feel comfortable while we discuss intimate matters and objects. These parties are immensely entertaining and a scream a minute too, and they have taken the seedy aspect out of sex toys.~Sexy toys and goodies are presented in a sensible fashion and with genuine concern, it is not only about having a laugh, but this certainly stops any nervousness or tension. Feeling comfortable and entertained takes the seedy aspect out of buying adult goods.}

{Also bear in mind that the ever present porn aspect of a sex shop can also be intimidating to many people, staff are slack and you will find many just as they slouch back in their chairs reading porn magazines.~Sex shops also tend to have an "in your face" porn aspect, and often the staff look as thought they are only there to watch the shop, or as many porn movies as they can. This can make some people uncomfortable, particularly women.~Porn in a sex shop is always right in your face, and although you may be comfortable about sex toys, you may not necessarily be comfortable about walking past rows of magazines portraying Bertha's big tits}

{Just because they would never set foot inside the door of a sex shop, does not mean that people wouldn't still consider using a sex toy, lotion, potion, chocolate body paint or sexy underwear; so presenting these in an adult and professional fashion can make all the difference in the world to the buyer or potential buyer.~Because someone is too shy or easily shocked to walk into a sex shop, does not mean they are disinterested in sex and making their love lives a bit more exciting. They also want the same pleasures as everyone and would love to get their hands on potions, lotions, vibrators, bullets and chocolate body paint. Adult party plan, fulfills this need.~Sexy toys, potions, lotions, candles, negligee's, and novelties are all grist for the mill of the adult party planner. Presenting these professionally makes a big difference to the buyer. Ladies love these goodies and even if they aren't going to use them, the wheels are setting motion for them to become a potential client.}

{My first experience of buying at an adult party plan saw virtually every girl present booking another party with the sales ladies and she was booked in advance up to months away. This made it very plain that this service is hugely in demand, and these goods sell them selves.~When I went to my first adult party plan party, virtually every woman present book the sales lady for an event at their homes, and many had to book months in advance. There is a very good market for these products, and they literally sell themselves.~The first adult party plan party I attended, saw the sales lady booked for months in advance, every women wanted one of these events to share with their friends. This made it very clear to me that this is a great option for people who want to make extra money, or even work from home.}

{Either through adult party plan, sex shops or online, adult wholesale is a huge industry. It reaches into the billions in turnover in the US alone, making it a highly respectable mainstream industry. Getting a small slice of this turnover is making many people with adult party plan businesses, a great deal of money either in their spare time, or full-time.~Adult wholesale is a mainstream industry, it is above the board, and a lot of women have made a business from this. It is different (certainly from Tupperware) exciting, fun and actually respectable. If you think this industry generated billions of dollars of turnover annually in the US alone, it deserves the respect it gets.~Adult wholesale is a billion dollar industry in the US alone, I don't know what the figures are world-wide, but they are very attractive. I wouldn't risk it if I lived in a strict Muslim country, but virtually anywhere else in the world, a girl can make a good living out of selling these products.}

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My First Experience With an I Vibe Rabbit Vibrator

{My first experience with an I Vibe Rabbit vibrator was rather unexpected, I went to one of these sex toy parties, they actually call them adult wholesale. The girl who invited me promised that it would be lots of fun so I took my adult daughter along with me.~My first adult wholesale or sex toy party was what led me to my first experience this an I Vibe Rabbit vibrator. I wasn't even aware that these parties were taking place, but when I receive and invitation, I though it would be fun so I went along and brought my eldest daughter with me.~My first experience with a I Vibe Rabbit Vibrator cam after my first adult wholesale party. At the time, which was a few years ago, I had no idea these types of party plan were taking place, but I definitely thought it would be fun. So dragging my eldest daughter along with me I went for my first introduction to the world of sex toys.}

{When we arrived, I was actually surprised to see so many people there, this was a new experience for me, and I realized that like me many had come for the novelty of the idea. As we warmed up, I found out that many of these ladies had been to quite a few of these parties and I can tell you it was a lot more exciting than Tupperware.~I was very surprised to see so many other ladies there when we arrived and soon found out that although this was new to me, many of the other guests knew the sales lady well and had attended many of these parties. So although I came along for the novelty, perhaps it wasn't such a novelty after all. One thing was certain, it was a lot better than Tupperware~I must admit it was surprising to see just how many ladies of all ages were there our hostess who was older than me, even had her mother there. Bu she said she was senile so it was ok, she would think it was new Tupperware. I went along for the novelty, and I could see that for q uite a lot of the ladies present, this was not their first time.}

{Sex toys are a big deal these days, women are more open about their sexuality and many of their partners are keen to try something different.~Women far more open about their sexual urges today, and Sex toys have become a big part of achieving this freedom.~We are in the 21st century and women are exploring their own sexual freedom, sex toys are now a large part of this.}

{After the sales lady had done her interesting and I must enlightening and funny sales pitch, and we were all slightly drunk. The shopping began and from the moment I saw it I knew I had to have the I Vibe Rabbit Vibrator, it was calling to me "take me home".~I was truly enlightened by the talk give during the sales lady's pitch; it was interesting, funny and as we were all a bit drunk we couldn't wait to spend out hard earned cash on these goodies. I knew I wanted the I Vibe Rabbit Vibrator the moment I saw it.~The sales pitch from the sex toy lady as we came to call her was both enlightening and amusing, and even though I thought I was a woman of the world, I learned a great deal. After a few drinks we were all ready to spend plenty of cash. I wanted that Rabbit vibe}

{I ordered my vibe, but had to wait a week for delivery, since then I have found many online shops which can deliver to you in a lot less time. But I received by brown bagged parcel and was really disappointed, it had no batteries. Stopping to check that I had the right size written down I ran out to get some.~Unfortunately I had to wait more than a week for delivery, but I managed to live through it. I have since found out if you order these online, you receive them much faster. Brown bagged, my parcel arrived and I tore it open with glee, only to disappointingly realize that I needed batteries. Make sure you know what batteries to buy before you order~At that time I had to wait an entire week for delivery, but things have changed now and you can order online and have your goodies on a couple of days. When it arrived as promised, delivered in a brown paper bag (for discretion) to my dismay I realized I needed batteries.}

{This was my first sex toy and I wanted to try it all by myself, I was too shy those days to tell my partner about the fact that I had purchased a vibrator.~After panicking and running out to buy batteries, I wanted my toy all to myself. So I didn't tell my partner about it, I tested it there and then.~I had to run out and buy these so make sure you know what size to buy before your goods arrive, it saves disappointment. I test ran it myself once I had these, being loath to tell my partner.}

{Once the batteries were in, and I have got out a bottle of lube, I got comfy in the sun room and had my way with the rabbit vibrator. It was everything it was cracked up to be, the speed, vibrations, bells and whistles all worked. It was also the first time I had achieved an orgasm from a vibrator, and I was beginning to fall in love.~Always remember the lube when you use sex toys, most compatible lubes can be purchases at the same time. I got mine out, put the batteries in and tested the rabbit. It was every the sales lady said it would be and had all the bells and whistles. Being the first time I had an orgasm from a vibrator, I must have been using it right~Lube is always very important when using a vibrator, you don't want to hurt yourself with enthusiasm. Once I had my batteries and lube to hand I tested my rabbit vibe. It was brilliant, all of a sudden I knew what it was like to have and orgasm without having to work really hard for it. I was obviously us ing it correctly.}

{I played it over my clit, inserted it into my vagina and let the rabbit do its work, riding it like an express pony. Those rabbit ears were the best clitoral stimulation I had ever experienced. It was hard to stop Cumming so I didn't even try.~I tested all the speeds, in my vagina, out of it, playing it over my clit and inserting it to let the rabbit ears do their work. Do yourself a favor, if you want a first sex toy buy a rabbit vibe, you won't stop coming, and if your thought you weren't multi-orgasmic you will learn differently.~I made sure I tested all the speeds, all the vibration strengths and bells and whistles. On my clit inside my vagina, my labia, with the rabbit ears on my clit and anywhere else I felt like putting it. Wow, what a surprise it was to find I was as multi-orgasmic as a nymphomaniac.}

{This vibe is a Lamborghini and ass I use it more, I get to know my own body better and what it can do with it.~The I Rabbit vibe is a Rolls Royce, of vibrators, get to know your body better by purchasing one of these essential items.~This rabbit vibrator is a Rolls Royce, it is a Lamborghini, and although designers are coming up with new and more ingenious designs all the time. This vibe is still my favorite.}

{If I fancy a slow steady session of self stimulation, out comes the rabbit vibe. If I am left unfulfilled by a sex session with my partner, out it comes and now that he knows I have it, we have started buying even more toys. But the I Vibe Rabbit vibrator still remains my comfort and my first love.~I use mine for slow and steady self stimulation, I use it with my partner if he comes too soon (yes he knows now), or if I am left unfulfilled. He and I are continually buying new and better sex toys, each one a different experience from the last. But the Rabbit vibe is still the best~Now my partner knows about my fancy for sex toys, our sex life is much better, getting to know your own body through self stimulation is important for any relationship, get yours today, you won't regret it.}

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How My Life Changed When I Enlarged My Penis

{I was one of those guys who have an eternal phobia of stripping in public. I avoided swimming pools, I did not share gym showers with the other guys and it was a cause of alarm for me when the med exams were conducted in school or later in college. Well, my fears weren’t justified. At 5.5 inches, I had a penis so small that it would bring more ridicule and mockery than anything else.~A few months back, I was this eternally shy guy who had a paranoia of getting naked in front of someone. I disdained all gyms and pools where I had to strip. The mere mention of a medical test could give me the heebie-jeebies. And why? The reason was a ‘small’ problem. With just 5-1/2 inches in the place where it mattered the most, I was sure I would be laughed at more and nothing else.~Until recently, I was this very unconfident, scared little wretch who had a great fear of shedding his clothes in public. Places like gym showers and swimming pools were places that I dreaded, and when they would announce a medical examination anywhere, I would almost hyperventilate. It was just me probably, but with just a 5 and a half inch penis, I was probably justified in having all these fears.}

{So, there I was, looking down all the time because of the huge inferiority complex I harbored. I knew that a man is not a man if he doesn’t have a big enough penis. Still, life went on normally. Well, almost normally, because one summer I met this lovely girl who I immediately fell in love with.~I had a big complex about myself back then. Everyone around was telling how a man’s manliness is judged by the size of his penis. So, wasn’t I man enough? Still, I would have lived with it if it wasn’t this cutest, most exciting female who came into my life.~I thought I was the lowliest person on earth. I had read so much about a man’s worth being equal to his size that it was completely ingrained in me now. I thought I was an incomplete man, if at all, and that was when something great happened. I fell in love with an angel.}

{The chemistry was intense and she reciprocated too. But, when it came to take things to another level, I was terribly worried.~It was great being with her, but the day she wanted to go a step further, I became very intensely nervous.~I loved every moment with her. But every time I met her, I would dread as to whether she would want to take things ahead.}

{The Big Change~Change Happens~Looking for Change}

{I didn’t want to lose the girl and there was only one thing I could do to prevent that from happening. It was to get my penis enlarged and fast. I had read about a lot of penis enlargement products earlier. I wanted to try it out now.~I was sure I didn’t want to lose her for anything. And then I thought about the solution. It was the only way to be happy for ever. I wanted something that could enlarge my member. There was such a lot of mention about penis enlargement products everywhere that I immediately began seeing hope.~I was so deeply in love with her that I feared losing her every minute. I knew I had to do something to ensure I had her for keeps. There was only one thing to do—to go for penis enlargement. And then I saw there was information about it everywhere. I immediately realized that things were possible.}

{I did a bit of research and then I stumbled upon some penis enlargement pills that had some great reviews. I knew these were the pills for me. I immediately started out with them. They came by a discreet parcel so that no one would know what I ordered. So far so good~I snooped around a bit and then I found great reviews about these penis enlargement pills on several site. These pills seemed to be the right solution and they weren’t expensive either. I immediately placed an order. They came in a very innocent envelope. I liked that.~After looking at a few things, I realized that there are some great products. I found some amazing penis enlargement pills that everyone was talking about. Then and there, I decided to use them. I ordered them and they came, covered in a totally innocuous envelope.}

{I used the product right away. These were penis enlargement pills, which meant I could be as secretive about them as I wanted to. Even as I was dating this lovely damsel, I was on the pills and she never once came to know about it.~I didn’t waste any time starting on the product. These penis enlargement pills could be anyway taken in any way that I liked, without anybody knowing. I was going out with this irresistible female and was on this supplementation and she never once guessed it~There was no time to waste. I immediately began using the product. What I really liked about these penis enlargement pills was that I could take them as secretly as I liked. In fact, even the girl I was dating never got a whiff of the fact that I was using them.}

{The Big Day~The Day Arrives~The Moment}

{It was three weeks into our affair that we had sex. But I wasn’t worried anymore at all. I was actually looking forward to it and I thoroughly enjoyed the experience. What’s more is that I could make her enjoy it at all.~A few weeks after our relationship began, we decided to take the plunge. And I wasn’t scared now. Instead of the torment that it was earlier, sex turned out to be a pleasure for me. I was actually happy to show her my package. I could tell she was having fun.~After a few weeks of going out together, things suddenly began to happen one day. She made the first move. Typically I should have been scared but I wasn’t. I was now confident of what I was packing inside. I showed my stuff to her. I was beside myself with joy when she loved what she saw}

{Know what changed everything? It was those penis enlargement pills. Those darned good pills increased my little dick to a beautiful monster of 7 inches when erect, in less than a month. But more than the physical size, it was the mental peace and confidence it gave me.~Those penis enlargement pills changed my life, if no one else’s. I have a whole 7 inches of meat there and I am very satisfied. Along with the physical change, I know I have become a more confident person as well.~My life became much improved after these penis enlargement pills. I have grown to over 7 inches and I am sure there is more to go. I am not the shy, docile boy any more… I know that if you want change to happen, you should really pursue it.}

{My life is changed now—for the better.~The change has occurred in my life. I am now an improved man~Even I have changed in many ways… I am a bigger and better person now.}

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