Imagine My Surprise When I Received A Vibrator In A Secret Santa?
{I love surprises and I love receiving secret Santa's, but can you imagine my surprise when I received a vibrator in a Secret Santa?~Secret Santa's are one of the ways our office has fun at Christmas time, but imagine the surprise I got when my Secret Santa turned out to be a vibrator?~Christmas and Secret Santa's go hand in hand, and this is one of the ways out office celebrates the festive season. But just imagine the surprise I got when my treat was a vibrator?}{If you aren't sure what a Secret Santa is, it is when you all have a gift cap of say $20 and you each draw the name of someone you have to purchase a gift for. We do it in the office every Christmas season, and who the hell drew my name and bought me a vibrator??~A Secret Santa is the way our office gets together to buy each other gifts, with out knowing who it came from. We set a cap on the cost of between $20 and $30 or thereabouts and everyone chooses a name out of the hat. The rules are that we are not allowed to divulge who we picked, but who in hell got me a vibrator and why?~Buying Secret Santa's is a super way to make sure everyone gets a gift, no-one spends over a certain amount of money, and no-one knows where the gift comes from. We always set a cap on cost, and everyone chooses a secret name out of the cap. The rules are that no-one can tell who they are buying a gift - someone got me a vibrator!}
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{Even though sex toys are great fun and I love my collection, I was much more intrigued by who might have thought I needed one. Or worse yet, who knew I collected them. My sexual proclivities are not something I share with colleagues, not even the girls in the office.~I love my sex toys, and have amassed quite a collection, but I never for a moment though anyone knew I collected these. I keep my business life apart from my personal life and haven't even chatted to the girls at work about them.~I am particularly fond of my sex toys, I collect them, but this is a secret collection - no-one knows about them. Not my friends or my colleagues at work, or even any of the men I have dated.}
{The worst bit was that when we got our gifts at the Christmas do, everyone encourages you to open yours and when I did, I was the only one to receive a vibrator. Some people got CD's, books, vouchers and the receptionist even got a teddy bear, but no other sex toys, pills, potions, or novelties were evident.~The Secret Santa gifts are given out at the Christmas party and as we are teased into opening them, you can only imagine my surprise. No-one else got anything like it and not even a sexy novelty, a potion or lotion was present in any of the other folks presents, I was dead embarrassed about this sex toy.~When our Secret Santa gifts are handed out at the Christmas Party, we are all encouraged to open them, so unawares I opened mine too. The second I saw it I tried to stuff it back into the wrapping, but too late, my colleagues had seen it and they all wanted to look too.}
{You should have seen the look on my bosses face! Obviously I couldn't see the look on my own face, but it must have made quite a picture. I am a natural red-head and have the tendency to blush!!~The look on my bosses face was classic, the look on mine must have been better. I am a real blusher, being a natural red-head, and to be honest this was one time I wished I could have done the ostrich burying its head in the sand trick.~I was so embarrassed, and didn't I have to be standing next to my boss when I unwrapped this gift. The look he gave me made me feel as though I hade bought this for myself and wrapped it up. I am a red-head and I was blushing from the top of my head to the soles of my feet - I wanted to crawl up into a ball and die.}
{Not wanting to make too big a scene of thing, and despite everyone's protests of "let me see, let me see", I quickly shoved the offending item back as best I could into its torn wrapping paper, and then into my handbag. By them I had become the centre of attraction.~Of course everyone wanted to get a closer look, but I didn't want too much of a scene, although this was actually too late. So I just bundled the vibrator back into the torn gift wrap and popped it into my handbag, however the damage was done.~I tried to avoid a scene, because everyone was going "lets see", "let's have a look", so I just laughed and made a joke about Santa having a sense of humor. Laughing I bundled it back into its paper and put it in my bag, thinking - out of sight, out of mind.}
{Not only did they want to see it, but they were all murmuring amongst themselves trying to figure out who bought it. Asking, "did you buy it" answering "not me, was it you?" All of them in absolute denial and amazement! To try and make light of it I interceded and said "oh you guys, it must have been Santa". To which everyone laughed and moved on to the bar.~Now it wasn't only about the gift, but everyone was thinking, who could have given the offending item to me. No matter who they all asked, everyone denied responsibility and I just wanted them to forget all about it. Eventually I just laughed it off and said that Santa obviously had a sense of humor, so they all went and got a drink and left me alone.~But the speculation had started and everyone was giggling and whispering, trying to figure out who could have bought this. Trying to diffuse the situation only seemed to make them worse, and they were asking everyone if they had bought it for me, even the peopl! e who hadn't seen it, so by now everyone knew.}
{Thank heavens they were leaving it alone, I had a reputation as the "quiet one", so I was hoping they believed someone had just pulled a prank. This is what I wanted to believe also, but how did someone know this was the next vibe I had set my sights on to add to my collection?~I was the one with reputation for being quiet and even a bit antisocial, and this was why the tongues were wagging so much. But strangely enough this was the next vibrator I had planned to purchase.~My reputation was as a quiet, friendly intelligent and hard-working girl with a tendency to be anti-social. Now they all just though I was a dark horse, and I was a bit of a dark horse, as this was the exact model of vibrator I wanted to add to my collection next.}
{To this day, it remains a mystery, and next year at the Christmas Party, my co-workers clamored round me to see what I had got again. Obviously I didn't want to open it, but they all egged me on.~It is still a mystery who bought me the sex toy of my dreams as a Secret Santa, but the following year, I had a huge audience when it came to opening gifts time at the Christmas event.~To this day we don't know who bought it for me, but it was always being brought up and at Christmas this year, I had a whole crowd around me as I opened my Secret Santa. I didn't want to open it, but it looked innocuous, like a DVD so I did, hoping it wasn't porn.}
{It looked like a DVD and I hoped it wasn't porn, so I took a deep breath and opened it. This time it was a copy of Constantine, a movie I had always wanted - who knew?? But by now I wasn't feeling as though I had received a secret Santa, I felt like I was being secretly stalked!~I didn't want to open it just in case, but it looked safe enough, so they egged me on and I opened it, hoping like hell it wasn't porn. Fortunately it wasn't, but the gift I got gave me the creeps even more. It was a DVD I had wanted for a long time and had not got around to buying. By now I was beginning to believe I had a secret stalker, not a Secret Santa!!~I opened it and everyone could see it was a copy of the movie "Constantine" and immediately lost interest. But my heart was pounding, this was another item I was planning to add to my movie collection next, how did this person know? Quite honestly I was beginning to feel secretly stalked, instead of Secret Santa'd!!}
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